The Art of Zarum
Original Lyrics
You’re All Wet
Zarum
International Copyright
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BeBop Benny’s wailing his blues
But he still ain’t heard the news
Jitterbug Judy’s ran off with his shoes
And the Super’s crying out for his booze
Everybody’s telling the big Mac twice
That the Walrus has been put on ice
But he really didn’t think it nice
That the Japanese restaurant ran out of rice
You’re all wet, don’t place the bet
You’ll just wind up in a cold cold sweat
If your horse doesn’t come in
You just keep saying you never never win
And all the big shots at the barrel
Have got their noses up just like Carol
They screw you up, but they don’t sin
And the whole damned world’s a loony bin
And tom writes all about the streets
And sings about the people that he meets
And I’m sharing a dressing room with the strippers
And Supertramp’s asking for their kippers
And when things aren’t going just right
You want to run and hide all night
You play it tough but when things get rough
To say I’m sorry just isn’t enough
You’re all wet, don’t place the bet
You’ll just wind up in a cold cold sweat
If your horse doesn’t come in
You just keep saying you never never win
