The Art of Zarum

Original Lyrics

P.O. Box 1509 

Zarum 

International Copyright

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I’ll put an ad in the paper 

Advertise on TV 

Buy time on the radio 

Rent a billboard so all can see 

 

State my purpose  

And leave it to fate 

All I’m looking for 

Is a compatible mate 

 

Include my picture 

And resume 

All parties interested 

Call night or day 

 

All I want is someone to love 

Someone to have and hold 

To feel the warmth of her body 

Running through me when the night is cold 

 

Allow me to say at the beginning 

My intentions are truly sincere 

I’ve had my fill of one-night stands 

Am I making myself clear 

 

I have my faults  

Just like everyone else 

But the good 

Outweigh the bad 

 

I don’t smoke 

I don’t drink 

But many an affair 

I’ve had 

 

I tend to have an occasional fit 

But nothing I would call too serious 

Its just part of my profession 

Sometimes it leaves me delirious 

 

All I want is someone to love 

Someone to have and hold 

To feel the warmth of her body 

Running through me when the night is cold 

 

Now I’ve met girls  

In parties, clubs and functions 

I’ve met them  

On two continents 

 

I’ve met on the streets 

And on the beaches 

But never was  

My heart content 

 

Now you may say 

I’m a bit too choosy 

But I don’t find that  

Too Strange 

 

Better to have made  

The right choice 

Then to have to make  

An exchange 

 

So if you feel 

You can fit the bill 

Oh now honey,  

honey don’t hesitate 

 

Send in your reply 

Picture included 

To P.O. Box 1508